Full service release on Jan 1 • See details
Clear pricing No hidden fees

Straightforward plans

Simple monthly pricing with features listed up front.

Shared Hosting

Shared

Cozy Cat

$3.00/mo
  • 10 GB SSD • 200 GB transfer
  • 1 site • Free TLS • Email
  • Daily backups
Start cozy
Shared

Whisker Pro

$6.50/mo
  • 25 GB SSD • 500 GB transfer
  • 5 sites • Staging • Email
  • On‑demand restores
Pick Whisker
Shared

Overachiever

$12.00/mo
  • 60 GB SSD • 1 TB transfer
  • Multiple sites • Email
  • SSH and Git deployments
Go big(ish)
Shared

Chaos Cat

$18.00/mo
  • 120 GB SSD • 2 TB transfer
  • Priority support
  • Guidance from our team
Unleash chaos

Game Servers (Pterodactyl)

Game

Claw Mode

$8.00/mo
  • 2 vCPU • 4 GB RAM
  • Minecraft/Valheim ready
  • Daily backups
Spin up
Game

Pounce

$14.00/mo
  • 4 vCPU • 8 GB RAM
  • Modpacks supported
  • Priority restarts
Pounce
Game

Boss Cat

$24.00/mo
  • 6 vCPU • 16 GB RAM
  • High CPU priority
  • Backups and alerts
Meow

Domains, Email, and Backups

Domains

Domains

from $10/yr
  • DNS with standard defaults
  • WHOIS privacy where supported
  • Assistance with transfers
Email

Email

$2.00/mo
  • IMAP/SMTP • Aliases • Catch‑all
  • SPF/DKIM/DMARC set up
  • Guidance on deliverability
Backups

Backups

$2.50/mo
  • Daily snapshots
  • Off‑system copies
  • One‑click restores

What we promise

99% uptime SLA

We maintain realistic uptime and publish the rough edges. If we blow it, we credit you.

Straight talk

No made‑up numbers. No "blazing" anything. We explain exactly what you get.

Humans, not scripts

We use scripts, sure. But we reply like people. With cats nearby.